Because you know I love you...

Hey, hello and hi darling sista,
Here's to the good times that are due.
Here's to one right now,
That perfect birthday for you.

Hear the joyous laughs,
See those lovely smiles.
And feel the love,
That stretches on for miles.

Close them eyes and make a wish,
For things to come and what may be.
But one things for certain,
There ain't no one like my Darling Debbie.

Steph Stickers takes me down memory lane...

There's a little tale,
That took place not long ago,
Of my friend Steph Stickers,
Now not only she'll know.

As I share this story,
One so tragic for her.
And that I'll tease her about,
So she'll never again let it occur.

Of how she craves waffles,
Almost as much as I.
And how the tale ends,
She won't tell me if she did cry.

I'm actually short on ideas,
On how to make this rhyme.
But I guess its ok,
Bear with the boring version this time.

So go read it all,
Up in the other blog.
And since I'm still at work,
Best I now end this log.

Them waffles are HERE!

Oh joy,
Oh cheer!
No more waiting,
Cuz them waffles are here!

Savour the taste,
If perhaps you might.
Of these sweet sinful,
Delicious delights.

Sure I'll share,
But you gotta be fast.
Cuz with me around,
They'll never last.

So hurry peeps,
Time's running out.
Give me a ring or a holler,
Perhaps even a shout.

Miss Sexy Dance 2008...

And there I was,
One fine day at work.
When my friend asked me something
That made me give a little smirk.

"Tim I need your help."
She politely asked.
And I replied in kind.
"What be the task?"

Seems she needed my help,
To judge a sexy dance contest.
But in my mind I was thinking,
What's up with this nonsense?

So I declined her offer,
But said I would drop by.
Just to check out the scenes,
And if any beauty catches my eye.

And so eventually I set off,
To the agreed destination.
Hoping for a good show,
From this sexy dance competition.

Bugger, how was I to know,
That I'd be made to wait.
Because some of the contestants,
Were seriously running late.

But I got talked into staying,
Told to wait a littler longer.
My friend must have read my forehead,
And saw a big sign stating 'SUCKER!'

Finally it kicked off,
Contestants on parade.
I bet all the dirty old men there,
Were thinking of getting laid.

And the dancers hit their moves,
In words I couldn't tell.
But some were seductive enough,
To make certain parts swell.

After a few performances,
I decided to depart.
Because it was getting late,
And the next day I needed an early start.

I did make fun at some of the contestants,
Which some might call me mean.
But really you wouldn't blame me,
If you've seen what I've seen.

At least there was one hot dancer,
Who for sure was eye candy.
That mind boggling chick,
Who went by the name of Amy.

Not a total loss at least,
Some could dance really well.
Maybe I wasted a few good hours,
But, Oh... What the hell.

Hey, hello and hi...

Heya folks,
Thanks for stopping by.
In this silly page,
Where only rhymes apply.

Hope what I write makes sense,
Or at least proves a little entertaining.
Although I'm really quite lazy,
And usually end up complaining.

But maybe you'll have a few laughs,
Or find this site downright annoying.
Well what can I say?
Onward now with the rhyming!