Miss Sexy Dance 2008...

And there I was,
One fine day at work.
When my friend asked me something
That made me give a little smirk.

"Tim I need your help."
She politely asked.
And I replied in kind.
"What be the task?"

Seems she needed my help,
To judge a sexy dance contest.
But in my mind I was thinking,
What's up with this nonsense?

So I declined her offer,
But said I would drop by.
Just to check out the scenes,
And if any beauty catches my eye.

And so eventually I set off,
To the agreed destination.
Hoping for a good show,
From this sexy dance competition.

Bugger, how was I to know,
That I'd be made to wait.
Because some of the contestants,
Were seriously running late.

But I got talked into staying,
Told to wait a littler longer.
My friend must have read my forehead,
And saw a big sign stating 'SUCKER!'

Finally it kicked off,
Contestants on parade.
I bet all the dirty old men there,
Were thinking of getting laid.

And the dancers hit their moves,
In words I couldn't tell.
But some were seductive enough,
To make certain parts swell.

After a few performances,
I decided to depart.
Because it was getting late,
And the next day I needed an early start.

I did make fun at some of the contestants,
Which some might call me mean.
But really you wouldn't blame me,
If you've seen what I've seen.

At least there was one hot dancer,
Who for sure was eye candy.
That mind boggling chick,
Who went by the name of Amy.

Not a total loss at least,
Some could dance really well.
Maybe I wasted a few good hours,
But, Oh... What the hell.